Calysto du Masque (calysto) wrote in arrakis,
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The Chicken Must Flow

When I'm cooking something I often read the packaging it came in out of sheer boredom. Such was the case tonight while cooking some Tyson chicken tenderloin fritters.

In the ingredients, about 3/4's of the way through, there was a listing called: "spice." -- not "spices" or "all spice" or any particular spice or "other spices" ...just "spice."

Some of you may be inclined to think the packaging contains a typo or simple error. But I know the truth. The chicken strips contain the spice of Arrakis. Melange.

You can expect me to gain prescience and Bene Gesserit abilities any time now.

Until that happens, I'll just have to eat every Tyson chicken in sight. ;)
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